November 8th 2006

Britney Spears
Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline. Apparently Kevin will get visitation rights on the weekends or whenever the kids can borrow Britney’s car to drive to their daddy’s house.

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline. Fortunately, they have already decided who is going to take care of the babies... Madonna

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline. The custody battle started and it looks nasty as Kevin wants complete custody of the couch.

Election Day
Polling places all over the country reported delays on Election Day, mostly related to the use of electronic vote. Apparently, every time there was a problem with the software, polling officials had to spend hours with the tech support guy in India.

This week has been one of the best weeks in Bill Clinton’s history: Democrats swept the elections, and he got to see Kirstey Alley wearing a bikini.

Democrat Keith Ellison was elected as the nation's first Muslim member of Congress on Tuesday. I bet none of the congressman wants to be behind him when he goes through the security check in Capitol Hill

Democrats obtained a substantial victory in yesterday’s election in what experts called an anti GOP tsunami. Maybe this time FEMA will show up in time to help the victims of this disaster.

Miracle
In Florida, a man survived a gunshot thanks to the bible he kept in his shirt pocket. After such an incredible miracle Evangelists decided to put a bible in Ted Haggard’s back pocket to protect him from temptation.

Terrorist
A two-year-old Emirati boy was held at Dubai airport after he appeared on a list of wanted security suspects. Apparently all babies in the world are considered terrorist, especially if you are stuck with a crying one on a plane