English
Arizona voters have approved a ballot measure making English the state's official language. The reason why the measure overwhelmingly passed was because it was written in English and Latinos did not know what they voted for.

GOP
According to political analysts, the main reason why the GOP lost in the last elections was because they were out of touch. That would have never happened if Mark Foley was still a congressman.

Britney
According to the tabloids Kevin Federlaine was dumped via text message. Britney Spears claimed it wasn’t her because she doesn’t even know how to do that; it was actually her baby the one that sent the message.

Tabloids reported that the legal battle has already started in the Britney and K-Fed divorce. The only thing they are not going to have any problem dividing is the talent because none of them got any.

Democrats
The day after the Democratic victory in the midterm elections, changes were right away noticeable in congress. Instead of congressional pages, interns are now again the main target for sexual harassment.

Elected Democrats have already started doing what they promised during their election campaign........ Nothing.