November 17th 2006

Daisuke Matsuzaka
The Boston Red Sox paid more than $50 million dollars only for the right to talk with Japanese baseball star Daisuke Matsuzaka. Last time someone paid some much money only for taking was Bill O’ Reilly.

Playstation 3
Huge long lines of people can be seen all over the country this Friday. Some of them are lines to buy Playstation 3 and others are lines of people in Florida and Ohio still trying to cast their votes for the midterm elections.

OJ
After the public outrage, Network executives could get fired over an interview that Fox Network is going to air with OJ Simpson. Network executives of ABC, CBS and NBC are going to get canned for not thinking of this first.

In a criticized book, OJ Simpson describes how he would have killed his wife. In one of the chapters OJ said that nowadays he would escape in a Prius instead of a Bronco because he would save a lot of gas and would not pollute the environment.

John Murtha
Democratic caucus picked Steny Hoyer over John Murtha as majority leader a day after Murtha claimed he had the votes for that position. Apparently Murtha was using Karl Rove’s math.