November 24th 2006

Thanksgiving
In an annual ritual dating back to Abraham Lincoln's time, president Bush pardoned two turkeys this Thursday. Tons of people attended the ceremony, most of them to restrain Cheney from shooting the birds.

The US celebrated Thanksgiving day yesterday, a day in which most of the people celebrate the tradition of feasting and resting in the couch for the entire day. Or like K-Fed calls it "everyday"

President Bush has spared two turkeys from dinner tables Thursday, and is instead sending them to Disneyland via plane. Unfortunately a bunch of hungry passengers slaughtered the birds and ate them.

Michael Richards has hired a public relations expert to restore his image after a racial tirade he had onstage last week. On a written statement Richards said he is to start working as soon as "Afro American" Friday.