December 1st 2006

Iraq
The Iraq Study Group ended three days of meetings in Washington on Wednesday and will present President Bush with three options to solve the situation in Iraq. Leave, run away or get the fudge out of there.

Schools
Sixteen-year-old Kaytie Christopherson won a brand-new pickup truck for perfect school attendance. Unfortunately she won a Ford thus her perfect attendance is likely to disappear.

Indiana University won a contest for having the best vegetarian meals in their student cafeteria. Now they are trying to find a way to convince the students to eat them.

Stones
The Rolling Stones have grossed $427 million on their "A Bigger Bang" tour. Coincidentally 427 million is the number of people the Stones have Grossed out by showing their wrinkly faces up close.

Al Gore
Former Vice president Al Gore could win an Oscar as his movie "An Inconvenient Truth" might be nominated for the best documentary of the year. And you thought that the thanking speeches were boring before, just wait.