November 30th 2006

Africa
Africa, a continent usually synonymous with hunger, is falling prey to obesity. Governments there are really concerned about the future of the continent because, if American celebrities wanted to adopt fat kids they would do it in their own country.

Michael Richards
The newly-released "Seinfeld" Season 7 DVD experienced an increase in sales of up to 75% over the sales of Season 6 despite of Michael Richard’s racial tirade at a comedy club in LA. Apparently Seinfeld has already booked Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus for open mic Friday at the Laugh Factory.

Iraq
NBC News declared Monday its reporters and news anchors will begin referring to the conflict in Iraq as a civil war. CBS news and Katie Couric have been using that term for months already but nobody knows about it.

Danny Devito
Actor Danny Devito, seemingly drunk, launched into a boozy rant against President Bush while impersonating him, during his appearance in the TV show "The View". His behavior was heavily criticized, mostly by other Bush impersonators who believe using alcohol to imitate Bush is like steroids for Barry Bonds, it makes it easier.

Actor Danny Devito was heavily criticized for appearing drunk on the TV show "The View" and for making fun of president Bush. On his defense the only way you can put up with the hosts of "The View" is being heavily inebriated

The Warriors
Director Tony Scott is remaking the 1979 classic, "The Warriors" and is trying to get thousands of real gang members to sign a treaty so they can appear in the movie together. Apparently the only ones that won’t sign unless they get paid a fortune are from the most dangerous gangs: The Republicans and The Democrats.

Pope Benedict
Pope Benedict visited Turkey Tuesday and was greeted by tens of thousands of angry demonstrators. Protesters dispersed immediately when they were told the one arriving was not president Bush with a funny hat.

Women
According to a new study, women talk three times as much as men. Researchers arrived to that conclusion after watching "The View"

Nicole Kidman
"Hollywood Reporter" has named Nicole Kidman Hollywood's Highest-Paid Actress with an estimated salary of $16 million to $17 million per movie. Apparently still not enough for a tanning bed.

In Other News
A recent study reveals Conservatives donate more money to charities than Liberals, especially if we consider the campaign donations to GOP candidates in the last elections.

It is so cold that........
It is so cold out there that Michael J Fox shot an ad for the Democrats and was shaking just because of the cold weather.
It is so cold out there that Kid Rock was forced to wear a T-shirt..
It is so cold out there that even Paris Hilton cannot say "That's hot"
It is so cold out there that Angelina Jolie and Madona traveled to Africa not to adopt kids, but for the hot weather.