January 21st 2007

Oldest Woman
According to Canadian media reports the oldest living woman in the world and oldest living Canadian, died Thursday at the age of 115. After hearing the news President Bush commented " you see, the Canadian health care system sucks"

Democrats
House Democrats completed their "100-hour" legislative agenda in only 42 hours of floor time, less than half the limit they set on their election campaign. I just hope they don’t punch the clock for 100 hours.

House Democrats brought their legislative agenda to a successful close Thursday completing the six items Democrats had vowed to pass in 100 hours of legislative action. Can we now vote for new ones that would want to work hard for the next 100 hours?

More Nicotine
U.S. tobacco companies have increased the level of addictive nicotine in their cigarettes by 11 percent. According to the companies, with so many people quitting smoking; they thought adding more nicotine would help maintain their deaths quota.

Snow
Beverly Hills and Malibu got snowfall for the first time in forty-five years Wednesday. It was sad to see celebrities on their knees snorting their backyards.

Beverly Hills and Malibu got snowfall for the first time in forty-five years Wednesday. For a couple of days, Rich wives were forced to two time their husbands with the snow plow boys instead of the pool boys.