January 9th 2007

Idiots
For the past 150 years, New Jersey’s constitution has banned idiots from voting. If we think of some of the politicians elected in New Jersey, it’d seem that ban never took effect.

Smoke Free
Following an industry trend, Gaylord Hotels will go smoke-free in February, making it quite contradictory to have a hotel called Gaylord with no fags.

Picture
A photo of President Bush and Jack Abramoff taken at a campaign fundraiser in December 2003 has finally surfaced on the web. And just when you thought Jack Abramoff’s reputation could not sink any deeper.

Plane
A scorpion stung a man on a flight from Miami to Toronto. Where are the snakes when you most need them?

Strange Odor
New York officials evacuated a number of buildings and shut down some trains after a mysterious odor was reported yesterday. New Yorkers suspect the smell comes from all their sport teams, they stink.
It was so smelly in New York that people would rather take cabs just to escape the odor.

Purse
Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) said during a TV interview that Democrats got the power of the purse. You see what happens when a woman is the speaker of the house? Even the male congressmen are forced to carry purses instead of wallets.

Hot
A wildfire fanned by Santa Ana winds destroyed eight seaside mansions and damaged five others Monday as it spread over more than 10 acres in this celebrity enclave. When asked to comment about the fire, Paris Hilton said "That’s hot!"