January 18th 2007

Democrats
The 2008 Democratic primary elections look very exiting and promising as more minorities are represented with their own candidates. Barack Obama for African Americans, Hillary Clinton for women, and John Edwards for White Americans…

Bradgelina
Hollywood couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are leaving Los Angeles to move to New Orleans to raise awareness about the Hurricane Katrina effect on that region. Angelina said she was devastated by the ravaging impact of the hurricane and suggested she might adopt "El Niño" to help the area.

Oranges
The loss in California of seventy-five percent of its citrus crop this week due to record low temperatures can have a huge impact in the price of oranges. Senator Ted Kennedy showed concern about the issue and promised a change to take care of this problem: he’ll change screwdrivers for Apple Martinis.

College
The House voted Wednesday a legislation that would make college more accessible by cutting interest rates in half for millions of college students who qualify for subsidized federal loans. The White House opposed the bill and claimed that they already made college available for young people, forcing them to join the Army.

Britney
"In Touch Weekly" magazine says friends of Britney Spears think she's pregnant again... I guess not wearing any underwear makes it a little easier.

Hilary Duff, and Gloria Estefan are dropping new albums this month..... Britney Spears will be dropping another baby.

Rich Little
The White House Correspondents Dinner chose old comedian Rich Little to perform this year in their annual event. According to the organizers this year event might be held in one of the Old Country Buffet joints near Capitol Hill.

The White House Correspondents Dinner chose old comedian Rich Little to perform this year in their annual event. The organizers promised young reporters simultaneous interpretations of the old jokes.

NASCAR
Seventy-two year old race car driver James Hylton is planning a NASCAR comeback, that is, if they let him run with his Chrysler Lebaron.