August 23rd 2007

Bush
President Bush said there will be no pullout while he is president, repeating the same old words Clinton used to say all the time to his interns.

Neighbors
According to a recent poll done by a real estate Agency most old people would like to live next door to Hillary Clinton. Most young men though, said they would love to live next door to Kucinich and his hot wife.

Reading
One in four adults read no books at all in the past year, according to an Associated Press-Ipsos poll released Tuesday. And then you wonder who makes up the 25 percent that support the Bush administration.

R.Kelly
A Cook County judge has upheld a ruling allowing the media and public to view a videotape allegedly showing singer R. Kelly having sex with an underage girl. Immediately after the news, Court TV became the most watched channel on American TV.

Barbie
Toy maker Mattel Inc. is suing adult entertainer China Barbie for using its trademark name Barbie. Apparently Mattel was concerned the Chinese porn star would cause more diseases that its Chinese barbie dolls.

Beckham
A new research shows that a Tyrannosaurus Rex could outrun David Beckham. On Beckham’s defense, the soccer player claims he was injured when the research was done.