August 21st 2007

Queen of mean
Lenony Hemsley, the famous "Queen of mean" died yesterday. During a press conference Michael Vick’s lawyer made it clear that his client didn’t kill that bitch.

Deported
Elvira Arellano, an illegal immigrant who took refuge in a Chicago church for a year to avoid being separated from her U.S.-born son, was deported to Mexico yesterday. Fortunately for her she was immediately blown back to the US by Hurricane Dean.

Debate
During the Sunday Democratic Iowa Debate a huge fly landed on Chris Dodd's head for a couple of minutes and was caught by TV cameras. In others news, in a recent poll the fly has come way ahead of Hillary Clinton as the front runner among the Democratic presidential candidates.

During the Sunday Democratic Iowa Debate a huge fly landed on Chris Dodd's head for a couple of minutes and was caught by TV cameras. After the debate the fly said that it won’t be attending the next GOP debate because it’ll be hard to decide whose head to land on with so many options available.

During the Sunday Democratic Iowa Debate a huge fly landed on Chris Dodd's head for a couple of minutes and was caught by TV cameras. Unfortunately the fly died right after it landed on John Edwards’ head due to the excess of hair spray and chemicals.

During the Sunday Democratic Iowa Debate a huge fly landed on Chris Dodd's head for a couple of minutes and was caught by TV cameras. For a moment TV viewers thought the fly was Denis Kucinich trying to get some extra air time.

Imus
Reverend Al Sharpton wrote a column in the Daily News about the 5 steps radio host Don Imus should follow before he goes back to the airwaves. Imus said that he is not intimidated by the 5-step program suggested by Sharpton because he had to do the 12-steps program so many times before.

JK Rowling
According to the British media, JK Rowling is making a change and has started writing drafts for crime novels. Apparently her next book is a mystery novel about the son of a gun that posted the end of Harry Potter in the internet.

Survivor
CBS announced the cast of "Survivor" China for next season. Apparently competitors will be forced to daunting tasks like brushing their teeth with Chinese toothpaste, play with Chinese toys and eat animals fed with Chinese tainted pet food.

Dean
Hurricane Dean plowed into the Caribbean coast of Mexico on Tuesday heading for the ancient Mayan ruins and modern oil installations of the Yucatan Peninsula. During a meeting in Canada president Bush said the US won’t give Mexico any money to fix the Mayan ruins because they were already ruined.