August 12th 2007

Democrats
Elizabeth Edwards claimed Tuesday her husband is running third among Democrats because he's not a woman and he's not black. And those long hours of hair salon and tanning bed do not seem to work.

Democratic contenders in the 2008 White House race are taking part in the first live, televised debate focused on gay issues. Republicans declined the invitation for a similar debate because the organizers denied the GOP suggestion of having Isaac Washington as a host.

Bush
President had his annual physical exam Wednesday and according to doctors the president is in superior condition than 97 percent of men of his age. When it came to the mental exam though the same statistics are reversed.

President had his annual physical exam Wednesday,the anal exam was last week with the colonoscopy.

Doctors revealed President Bush has been treated for lyme disease. The symptoms include congnitive defect, so it seems the tick bit Bush long, long time ago and he has not recovered

Priest
A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise. The priest alleged he did it because he was sweating profusely. Almost the same amount of sweat that the archdiocese accountant will perspire when he signs the next settlement.

Implants
According to a recent study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery, breast implants are linked to suicides. Mostly husbands that are in debt to their eye balls to pay for the implants.