August 7th 2007

Hey everybody, I know some of you are radio people and you might go to Chicago this week for radio boot camp. I am gonna be there too , so be sure to stop and say Hi if you see me, I am gonna be with the Bob Rivers Show crew (I am the one carrying the luggage). It'll be nice to see who reads these jokes, and I promise a beer to whoever stops by. Thanks.
Pedro

Giuliani
The daughter of Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani signaled she was supporting Democrat Barack Obama. It is not all that bad for Giuliani though, as this would help other Republicans understand why he favors abortion.

Giuliani’s daughter’s Facebook profile says that she is looking for friendship, random play, anything she can get. Her father was infuriated because she stole his idea for a political campaign slogan.

Democrats
According to insiders in the Democratic party despite of working in the same building and slogging through the same rigorous travel schedule, Hillary and Obama barely speak to each other. Apparently things are getting so bad that even Bill talks more often with Hillary.

Univision Debate
The Miami Herald reported that John McCain became the first and only Republican to agree to a political debate broadcast in Univision, the Spanish language network. McCain said that he is not doing this to gain popularity among Latino voters; he just needs cheap labor to replace his gone campaign staff.

The Miami Herald reported that Hillary Clinton has declined to attend a political debate broadcast in Univision, the Spanish language network. Apparently Hillary knows that her cleavage cannot compete with the cleavage of any of the female anchors in the Spanish Channels.
Blind Driver
Police in the Baltic state of Estonia stopped a man who was driving erratically last weekend. They found later that the man was blind and was being helped by instructions from his 16-year-old passenger. The blind man claimed he was driving erratically because the one giving instructions was a stutterer.

Police in the Baltic state of Estonia stopped a man who was driving erratically last weekend; only to find out he was blind. The man begged police not to have his driver license revoked because he had just been hired to be Paris Hilton’s limo driver.

Bob Allen
State Representative Bob Allen busted for offering an undercover officer 20 dollars to perform oral sex on the cop claimed he was intimidated after a man offered a sex act for money. He says he went along with the conversation, because he was afraid of becoming another crime statistic. That’s why to protect himself he went right to the cop’s pistol.