August 6th 2007

Weapons
The U.S. military officials do not know what happened to 30 percent of the weapons the United States distributed to Iraqi forces from 2004 through early this year as part of an effort to train and equip the troops. They are sure though that the other 70 percent is in the hands of the insurgency.

Steroids
Last week Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards said that Rudy Giuliani was a version of Bush on steroids. Giuliani felt really insulted because if Bush already has almost not nuts now, can you imagine those nuts after taking steroids?

Bonds
A self-proclaimed San Diego Padres fan scooped up Barry Bonds' record-tying home run ball. He said he was ecstatic and he expects now to catch Barry Bond’s record-breaking ball, because he might be able to trade those balls for Alex Rodriguez’ 500th home run ball.

Bridges
The Department of Transportation said Friday that almost 70 000 bridges in the US are in need of repair. The infrastructure is falling apart. The Homeland security department is thinking of considering fast food joints as terrorist threats.

Better Off
57% of Americans surveyed say they are better off than they were four years ago. They all live in Canada now