July 27th 2007

Drunken Astronauts
"Aviation Week & Space Technology" magazine reported that they'd found out about two NASA astronauts who went up into space completely drunk. Apparently that was the only way NASA had to convince the astronauts to go to space in a space ship that was created in the 80’s.

"Aviation Week & Space Technology" magazine reported that they'd found out about two NASA astronauts who went up into space completely drunk. Astronauts claim they got drunk because they knew there were not going to be any papparazies with annoying cameras up in space.

Question: When you are busted drunk in space and you have to do a sobriety test, do the cops make you Moonwalk on a straight line?

Cat
A cat at a nursing home in Providence has the uncanny ability to predict when nursing home patients are within hours of death by curling up next to them a few hours before they go. In other news Larry King has just purchased two ferocious dogs.

A cat at a nursing home in Providence has the uncanny ability to predict when nursing home patients are within hours of death by curling up next to them a few hours before they go. The cat has been seen walking inside the CBS network around the Katie Couric’s studios.

Shorties
Actress-Singer Hillary Duff is dating a hockey player, which is great, because she has enough teeth for both of them.

It was reported that Shell makes $3 million dollars an hour... and that is from only one SUV.