July 20th 2007

Friday Leftovers..........
All Night Long
After the all-night session at the senate, the only thing left were the cots and Senator John McCain going through every empty box of pizza to see if there were some leftovers to feed his staffers.

Nigerian Schoolchildren
Nigerian schoolchildren who received laptops from a US aid organization have reportedly used them to see pictures of naked women. They claimed that they were just checking pictures of her future moms Madonna and Angelina Jolie, though.

Michael Vick
Michael Vick was indicted Tuesday on charges of running a dog fighting operation including gruesome allegations of executing poor-performing animals by hanging and electrocution. Some people say his football career might be over, others say his friendship with Dick Cheney might have just started.

Heather
Heather Mills has rejected Paul McCartney's $41 million proposed divorce settlement. Heather says she was hopping for more.....

Breaking news:
U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said his knees hurt. He‘s not sure yet whether it is going to rain, or Al Qaeda is going to attack new York.