July 12th 2007

John McCain
Senator John McCain could be in serious trouble for calling some of his top fund raisers from inside Senate facilities, which breaks some of the Senate ethics rules. Apparently inside the senate you are only allowed to use the phone to call family members and escort services.

Senator John McCain could be in serious trouble for calling some of his top fund raisers from inside Senate facilities, which breaks some of the Senate ethics rules. People in Washington were shocked: Does the Senate really have ethic rules?

Senator John McCain could be in serious trouble for calling some of his top fund raisers from inside Senate facilities, which breaks some of the Senate ethics rules. McCain claimed that it is not true; he doesn’t deny he made a phone call about his campaign, he says he doesn’t have any fund raisers.

China
China executed the head of its food and drug safety agency Monday. It was a painful execution; he first was forced to eat some of the tainted Chinese pet food and after that he was obligated to brush his teeth with some Chinese toothpaste.

China executed the head of its food and drug safety agency Monday. A minute of silence was held by executives at Wal-Mart.

China executed the head of its food and drug safety agency Monday. China officials said they’ll be more careful examining their exporting products including pet food. Last time pets in the US were this happy was when Bob Barker quit The Price is Right.

Norway
A new study finds that one out of every 86 Norwegians has more than $1 million in U.S. dollars which in Norway is enough for a hamburger and a coke.

Britney
According to a web site, Britney Spears has spent the last week or so at a Los Angeles hotel because somebody called the authorities to report that her homes in Bel Air and Malibu were unsafe for her two young sons. Apparently what makes the houses unsafe is that K Fed’s CD’s were still scattered all around.