June 29th 2007

Friday leftovers..........

Supreme Court
The US Supreme Court ruled Thursday that schools cannot take steps to assure racially mixed student populations. The court also voted against the teacher’s suggestion of assuring a mix student population based on their hotness.

Milk
Milk prices could soar to $5 a gallon by September. “Oh well!” said Lindsay Lohan while adding vodka to her Cheerios

Now that the price of milk has soared, Pamela Anderson was forced to hire extra security because there have been more attempts to try to siphon her.

Blackout
Due to high temperatures, several parts of New York experienced blackouts. Just like any other day in the GOP: Blacks Out…..

Due to high temperatures, several parts of New York experienced blackouts. There was another blackout, this time in Grey’s anatomy: Isaiah Washington.

Raise
The House of Representatives wants a $4,400 pay raise. They say the raise is adjusted according to the cost of living, like the increase of the price of gas, utilities and escort services.

Fantastic 4
After the economic success of the movie “The Fantastic Four” , the producers are working on a sequel with new characters, the new Fantastic Four: Executive, Legislative, Judicial and Dick Cheney.