June 22nd 2007

Just some Friday Jokes....
Cheney
Dick Cheney is asserting that his office is not actually part of the executive branch. How bad things are going for the Bush administration that even Dick Cheney pretends he has nothing to do with it?

Pelosi
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will not be permitted to use State Department funds to travel to Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Sudan or Syria if a Republican amendment to appropriations legislation passes the House this week. The petition came straight up from Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Sudan and Syria.

Fall
In South Carolina, a man and a woman were having sex on a rooftop when they fell 50 feet to their deaths. At least they went out on a bang!

Memory
Fox is about to air a new game show called "Don't Forget the Lyrics!" They already taped some shows and the first contestant to get eliminated was Alberto Gonzales.

Smaller
A new study finds Americans are getting smaller. Apparently now they can only eat 4 Big Macs at a time.

Sopranos
Producers of The Sopranos once again ensured its fans the show is not planning on doing a movie about the series, because once you go black, you never come back.