June 15th 2007

Scooter
A federal judge said Thursday he will not delay Lewis "Scooter" Libby’s sentence, and could send the former White House aide to prison within weeks. The judge said that he is afraid that if we don’t send Scooter to jail right now, the screen might go black and we will never know if he committed suicide, went to a Caribbean Island or hunting with Dick Cheney.

Lewis Scooter Libby’s lawyer were quite disappointed with the judge’s decision to send him to jail right away without waiting for an appeal. Apparently Scooter wanted to wait a month or so because he was afraid Paris Hilton was going to rough him up while in jail.

Bush
People are still debating about the watch president had stolen by Albanians during his last trip to that country. Some claim the watch was just a $30- dollar- watch while others claim it was a Titanic DNA watch. Judging by the latest Bush’s approval ratings it must have been a Titanic.

Crane
Punta Gorda police busted a man and woman having sex on top of a construction crane. Apparently the guy promised her to join the mile-high-club but didn’t have money for the air fare.