June 6th 2007

Bush in Europe
During his staying in Europe President Bush promised President Vladmir Putin he had nothing to fear of a U.S. missile defense shield in Europe. After all we can’t stop people from jumping a secured wall, let alone missiles.

Cure for Blindness
Scientists in England announced yesterday that they're on schedule to completely cure blindness within five years. They could actually do it sooner but they want to give eye-seeing dogs plenty of time to find another job.

ALMA
Eva Longoria, George Lopez, Rosario Dawson, Oscar De La Hoya, Andy Garcia, and tons of other Latino celebrities together with hundreds of fans gathered at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium for the 2007 ALMA Awards. Apparently they all arrived in the same limousine.

William Jefferson
Republicans moved on Tuesday to seek Rep. William J. Jefferson's expulsion from Congress, a day after the Louisiana Democrat was indicted on charges of taking more than $500,000 in bribes. They acted quickly because they want to eliminate every kind of competition.

Democratic Debate
CNN's Democratic debate averaged 2,783,000 million total viewers on Sunday night, more than any other presidential debate of this election season. Apparently they got a huge bump in the ratings from all the Hillary’s plastic surgeons that wanted to check how their work looked on TV.

CNN's Democratic debate averaged 2,783,000 million total viewers on Sunday night, more than any other presidential debate of this election season. Most viewers were confused thinking it was a Sunday edition of "The View."

Popemobil
A German man tried to jump into Pope Benedict XVI's uncovered popemobile as the pontiff began his general audience Wednesday and held onto it for a few seconds before being wrestled to the ground by security officers. Apparently the high price of gas is affecting Europeans as well.