June 3rd 2007

Castro
In a recent article Cuban leader Fidel Castro accused US President George W. Bush of wanting to have him killed. The rumors immediately gave president Bush a huge bump in his approval ratings, unfortunately for the White House the increase in the ratings was only in Cuba.

Job Market
US employers added 157,000 jobs in May, the Labor Department said Friday. Most of the jobs went to supply the new demand in the rehab business.

US employers added 157,000 jobs in May, the Labor Department said Friday. Critics claim that the Labor Department is probably counting presidential candidates as jobs added.

Iraqis
Immigration aid workers expect that as many as half of the nearly 7,000 Iraqi refugees who will be brought into the United States by the end of September will settle in the area. They wanted an area that would allow Iraqis feel right at home.

Kevorkian
Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a former pathologist who used to help people end their lives in a non-painful way was released from prison last week. Unfortunately it was already too late for CBS executives who had already committed a painful suicide by hiring Katie Couric as a news anchor.