May 24th 2007

Huge thanks to my friend Ken from Newsday, he featured one of my jokes in his great page. Gee just to see me up there with Conan, Leno, Novak and others makes me really happy. Muchas gracias......
http://www.newsday.com/search/ny-oppun245227238may24,0,5821020.story

Hillary
Hillary Clinton's deputy campaign manager suggested the Democratic presidential candidate to bypass the Iowa caucuses and focus on later contests in the nomination fight. He came to that conclusion after he heard Hillary trying to pull the Iowan accent.

Cheney
Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, made him a grandfather yesterday when she gave birth to a baby boy. In other news the price of gas reached another price high yesterday.

Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, made him a grandfather yesterday when she gave birth to a baby boy. None of the doctors dared slap the baby during the delivery to make him cry.

Democrats
Democrats caved in to President Bush’s demand Tuesday and agreed to a compromise on war funding with no benchmarks. Even the French went "That’s too much."

Edwards
John Edwards could be even richer. The presidential candidate is an investor on a company that financed the discovery of a ship laden with gold and silver which was found at the bottom of the Atlantic. This is not the first democratic candidate to claim a stake on a booty, Bill Clinton used to do it all the time.

Lindsay Lohan
The brand of vodka Svedka is paying Lindsay Lohan $400,000 to host Lindsay's 21st birthday celebration in Las Vegas. Executives of the vodka company stated that all that money is a miniscule way to pay back all the years Lohan supported them.

Michael Jackson
Prince Azim of Brunei is paying Michael Jackson $10 million to make an appearance at his birthday party in England this weekend. Fortunately for Jackson the prince is turning 25 so Jackson will be able to use that money to pay some debts, because if it was a kid’s birthday celebration he might have needed the $10 million to settle.