May 23rd 2007

Al Gore
Al Gore’s campaign advisor repeated again that if Gore loses 20 to 25 lbs he is running in 08. For the first time during the presidential campaign McCain, Romney and Giuliani made amends and sent a truck full of Krispy Kremes to Gore’s house.

During his book promotional tour Al Gore has been asked repeatedly by reporters if he’s going to lose weight, which according to his campaign advisor is a sign he’ll be running in 08. What a polite way to say, Gee you are Fat!

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton has been photographed carrying around a Bible. She said that she didn’t become a devout Christian. She just wanted to have the bible next to her bed in her future cell to make her feel she is in a hotel room.

Question
A question: Will Alberto Gonzales take a day off for "Memorial Day?"

New York Cabs
Several Cab drivers in New York showed some discontent at Mayor Bloomberg’s idea of ordering the city's entire taxi fleet be converted to gas-electric hybrids by 2012. Taxi drivers claim they already do enough for environment by saving water showering only once a week.

Jolie
Angelina Jolie told reporters in Cannes that she plans on taking a year off after she's done with her new movie. That doesn’t mean she’ll stop acting like she is the smartest and most perfect person in the planet.

Angelina Jolie told reporters in Cannes that she plans on taking a year off after she's done with her new movie. Make it a week though, because as soon she realizes how difficult it is to take care of all the new adopted kids, she’ll choose to go back to making movies.

Immigrants
A great number of Americans are not supporting the legalization of millions of illegal immigrants because the argument of affordable lettuce at the supermarket due to cheap labor doesn’t persuade them. But what if we had illegals drilling holes for oil companies? After all they are experts at drilling holes at the border.

Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend after she fell while trying to avoid stepping on her Chihuahua, her publicist said Monday. Nonetheless, some people believe she got the injury in a fight over make up with Ryan Seacrest.