May 16th 2007

Rosie
Several people, including Sean P Diddy Combs, complained last night in New York for a loud party that went on late into the night. Apparently the party was at Rosie O’Donnell’s house celebrating the death of Jerry Falwell and the firing of Donald Trump.

White TV
Latino actor George Lopez complained about the cancellation of his sitcom on ABC and said that American TV is getting whiter and whiter. He might be onto something; especially last night when on TV they aired the Academy of Country Awards Ceremony, and the GOP presidential debate.

Latino actor George Lopez complained about the cancellation of his sitcom on ABC and said that American TV is getting whiter and whiter. He might be onto something, Imus, the only one that seemed to know some of the black lingo, was fired.

GOP Debate
GOP presidential candidates gathered at the University of South Carolina to hold their second debate last night. The candidates continue showing signs that they do not want President Bush to be part of their campaigns that’s why they held the first debate in a library and the second at a University.

Jerry Falwell
Despite his controversial stance, followers of the Reverend Jerry Falwell agreed the doors of heaven will be wide open for him. Wide open because he would not fit in if they were half open.

Internet
A new study says the Internet can actually encourage people to exercise, especially those who try to run away to avoid being filmed by the camera crew of Catch a Predator.

Hillary
Hillary Clinton's campaign said Monday she will begin sending text messages to everyone's cell phones to win support. Finally she realized most people hate when she talks.

Fred Thompson
NBC's top entertainment executive said Monday that he does not expect to call Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson back on "Law & Order" for next season because Thompson could end up being the future president. That's why they are thinking of calling Dennis Kucinich.