May 6th 2007

Man Jailed Over Breasts
A London man has been sentenced to 20 months in jail for reportedly kidnapping his wife to stop her from having surgery to enlarge her breasts. Ironically he’ll have plenty of chances to get intimate with really flat-chested people in jail.

A London man has been sentenced to 20 months in jail for reportedly kidnapping his wife to stop her from having surgery to enlarge her breasts. The police are not sure if the guy committed a felony but decided to arrest him just for being an idiot.

Hasselhoff
Entertainment Tonight aired a video that depicts an inebriated David Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger. Apparently now that Paris Hilton is heading to jail, Carl’s Jr restaurants decided to get him on top of the Knight Rider and shoot their next TV ad.

Queen
The White House is getting ready for the visit of the Queen this Sunday. President Bush was surprised when asked about the visit of the Queen and said he didn’t know former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey was in town.

Arrests in Mexico
Mexican authorities arrested five U.S. citizens today and accused them of trying to kidnap two men in Mexico. The news made huge headlines over the US because nobody could believe there were still Mexicans living in Mexico.

Mexican authorities arrested five U.S. citizens today and accused them of trying to kidnap two men in Mexico. These Wal-Mart executives are insatiable!

Mexico
Mexico's demographics agency found that an average of 577,000 people migrated to the U.S. each year between 2000-2005, compared to 495,000 deaths a year in the same period. Lou Dobbs and the LAPD police said they are working hard to level those numbers in both ends.