April 25th 2007

Cat Playing Piano
A video of a cat playing piano has become one of the latest video sensations on the web. Apparently Elton John’s rug was tired of the shadow and decided to start its solo career.

Divorce
The divorce between Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is finalized, They both got daily visitations... to the same dealer.

Caffeine
A company is making caffeine soap so people can get a rush while taking a shower. Another excuse for fat Americans to eat donuts even in the shower.

Cameroon
The country of Cameroon is thinking about making it illegal to drink urine. That will really affect the production of Bud light.

Alligator
In Tampa, a man was caught butchering an alligator on his front lawn because he needed a new belt. Unfortunately they did not catch him when he found out he was losing his hair and butchered his cat.

Headaches
A new study finds that migraine headaches may actually be a blessing because they protect you from memory loss. After all the times my wife told me she had a headache, I now feel I am married to a wife with a 300 gigabytes memory.

A new study finds that migraine headaches may actually be a blessing because they protect you from memory loss. Apparently Alberto Gonzales never needs any aspirins

FCC
The FCC will recommend that Congress enacts legislation to curb violence on TV. Under a Republican congress, TV violence was out of control: once I saw Barney teaching water-boarding.