April 23rd 2007

Sheryl Crow
New Global warming advocate, Sheryl Crow, said in a written statement that we can make it work with only one square of toilet paper per restroom visit. Jennifer Lopez thought it was ridiculous and refused to comment about it.

Hillary
Before the National Action Network, Hillary Clinton said she was afraid of all the stuff she was going to find under the rug in the Oval Office after President Bush left the White House -Unlike his husband’s administration, when all the stuff was easy to find on top of the rug, drapes, couches, dresses, and everywhere else.

Some conservative people are criticizing Hillary Clinton for addressing the National Action Network audience with a southern accent only to win more votes. That was not the worst part, apparently in order to gain sympathy from the younger audience, Hillary wore low-slug baggy pants.

White House Correspondent’ Association Dinner
President Bush, citing the tragedy at Virginia Tech, passed up any attempt to be funny at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday, until of course, he said things in Iraq were going great and everybody broke in laughter.

President Bush, citing the tragedy at Virginia Tech, passed up any attempt to be funny at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday. Actually, the truth is Bush didn’t dare say any jokes because Al Sharpton was among the members of the audience.

Attorney general Alberto Gonzales was among the guests at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday. He was not sitting at the tables; apparently he was practicing his future job as a bas boy.

During the House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday, bomb sniffing dogs were mobilized several times, not because any bomb threat, the dogs were just alerted by the Rich Little’s performance.

Mark Foley
Former congressman Mark Foley is paying some bills with leftover campaign cash -Mostly his exorbitant AOL and Chucky Cheese bills.