May 3rd 2007

GOP Debate
The Republican Party will hold its first presidential candidates debate, Thursday. None of the candidates want to be associated or seen with President Bush that is why the debate will be held at the Ronald Reagan Library.

The Republican Party will hold its first presidential candidates debate at the Ronald Reagan Library, Thursday. Hundreds of extra seats had to be added to accommodate the attendees, mostly candidate’s wives and former wives.

Britney Spears
Britney Spears made her "comeback" performance on Tuesday night at the House of Blues in San Diego with a performance that only lasted 15 minutes. But what angered people the most was her excuse for it, especially when she said that she had to cut her concert short to take care of her two babies.

Britney Spears made her "comeback" performance on Tuesday night at the House of Blues in San Diego with a performance that only lasted 15 minutes. Apparently they are setting rehab curfews very early these days.

Britney Spears made her "comeback" performance on Tuesday night at the House of Blues in San Diego. People who were there are pretty much unanimously of the opinion that Britney lip-synched the entire performance; that’s one of the disadvantages of not wearing underwear.

Kate Moss
Kate Moss new clothing line was a disappointment by most of British designers. Apparently they didn’t like the pipe and syringe pockets.

Lobster
Mexican scientists say they have discovered the world's oldest lobster fossil, which could be about 120 million years old. American scientists disputed that discovery and said that if you want an older lobster you just go to "Red Lobster."

Iran
Iran has extended $1 billion in loans for reconstruction projects in Iraq. Apparently Iranian officials were worried because insurgency attacks are not leaving any buildings for them to blow in the future.

O’ Reilly
A new study by Indiana University media researchers found that Fox News host Bill O'Reilly calls "a person or a group a derogatory name once every 6.8 seconds during the editorials that open his program each night.” O’ Reilly said that those evil jerks from the University of Indiana were lying. 7 seconds later he called them "villain son of a bitches."

New York
According to a new worldwide study by the University of Hertfordshire in England, New Yorkers are only the eighth fastest walkers in the world. Apparently they climb to the number 1 place if the research is done among the Yankee fans abandoning the Yankee stadium at the 8th inning.