April 27th 2007

Bush
President Bush beat bongo drums and danced with African tribesmen on the White House lawn Wednesday on Malaria Awareness Day. Dancing and playing percussion was an old tradition of some tribes to scare evil spirits, so apparently, Karl Rove and Dick Cheney can’t enter the White House anymore.

Vatican & Global Warming
At a Vatican conference on climate change, the Vatican urged Catholics to go green. Apparently from now on, priests are going to molest only leprechauns.

At a Vatican conference on climate change, Pope Benedict urged bishops, scientists and politicians to become more environmentally conscious and, to set up an example; the pope turned his pope-mobile into a Hybrid.

Baldwin
During a TV interview, actor Alec Baldwin apologized to his daughter for his thoughtless comments about her but justified his behavior because according to him the last 6 years have been the worse of his life. Well Mr. Baldwin, we have all been living under the Bush administration for the last 6 years, but we do not go around trashing our little children.

TV
The period of April 23-29 is Turn off the TV Week or. as NBC executives call it, "Everyday."