April 29th 2007

Immigration
The U.S. Border Patrol chief said Thursday that they are working in the construction of a high-tech "virtual wall" to use along the US-Mexico border. Apparently they hired a bunch of illegal mimes to build it.

The U.S. Border Patrol chief said Thursday that they are working in the construction of a high-tech "virtual wall" of lights and ground sensors to use along the US-Mexico border. Apparently, after hearing the news, millions of copies of the movie "Entrapment" were rented in Mexico to copy Katherine Zeta Jones’ moves.

The U.S. Border Patrol chief said Thursday that they are working in the construction of a high-tech "virtual wall" of lights and ground sensors to use along the US-Mexico border. Apparently future graffiti will be done by Shadow Puppeteers.

Democratic Debate
During the Democratic Debate, several candidates raised their hands when they were asked if they ever owned a gun in their lifetime. In the Republican debate, nobody would raise their hands, not because they never owned a gun, but because they would be afraid the other candidate would shoot them.