May 11th 2007

Paris
Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her drivers' license suspension. She makes millions just to show up in different places; ironically millions are what she is spending now not to show up in one place: Jail

Divorce
America's divorce rate is at its lowest point since 1970. Apparently the high cost of gas forces people to remain together so they can continue car-pooling.

America's divorce rate is at its lowest point since 1970. Mostly because it would not look good for Republican presidential candidates to get divorce in the middle of their political campaign.

Good news for people with high moral values: America's divorce rate is at its lowest point since 1970. Bad news, apparently cheating is not a cause for divorce anymore.

Throat
According to a latest study people who have engaged in oral sex with more than six partners over the course of their lifetime were nine times more likely to develop throat cancer. There it goes the chances for Monica Lewinsky to ever host a radio show.