may17th 2007

Great news, one of the jokes was featured in Newsday! Thanks to my amigo ken... check it out, here's the link
http://www.newsday.com/search/ny-oppun175215552may17,0,5821020.story

Michael Moore
The Bush administration denied that their investigation on Michael Moore’s unauthorized trip to Cuba has anything to do with his political views. In fact, they decided to pay the filmmaker a future trip to Cuba with accommodations included in Guantanamo Bay.

According to Michael Moore’s producer, the controversial documentary maker is hiding his latest movie from US authorities outside the United States ahead of its screening at Cannes. Apparently the best place to hide his movie from the Bush administration is in any country that doesn’t have any oil.

Giuliani
During the GOP presidential debate, Rudi Giuliani said that if it was needed he would support the use of extreme interrogation techniques like "Waterboarding." I guess when you get married so many times, you get used to torture.

Oprah
Pictures have surfaced on the Internet of Oprah's feet looking like she has a sixth toe. Shoot! Now I am sure my wife will want one.

Paris Hilton
Kathy Hilton, Paris‘ mom, claims she wants young people to learn from her daughter Paris. She added that lessons can be seen in the instructional video "A night in Paris."

MySpace
MySpace announced it has deleted user profiles of sex offenders. Now, without the competition, it is like catching fish in a barrel for former congressman Mark Foley.

Prince Harry
The British government has announced that Prince Harry will not serve in Iraq after all. Harry showed some disappointment, he was really looking forward to going to Iraq to date some women that look hooter and have better smiles than women in his country.