May 21st 2007

Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox is planning a trip to Israel to find a cure for Parkinson's disease. Jewish kids are hoping the trip doesn’t mean he is going to become a rabbi.

Michael Moore
Michael Moore’s new movie "Sicko" is expected to make around $40 million at the box office in the US. In order to raise more money, producers of the movie are working on re-editing it, painting Michael Moore green and calling the movie "Shrek the fourth."

Jimmy Carter
During an interview in England former president Jimmy Carter harshly criticized President Bush. Apparently Carter feels disappointed that he is inevitably losing the title of worst president in history to Bush.

High Heels
A Philadelphia woman has created the high heel shoe with a retractable heel. So you can be straight during the day and fabulous at night, said Ryan Secrest.

A Philadelphia woman has created the high heel shoe with a retractable heel. She is getting praised by lots of women, especially hookers who’ll get to work the streets and run away faster when the cops chase them.

Students
Florida is requiring elementary students to take a half hour P.E. class each day. They are conditioning the students for High Scholl when they will need to be in shape to run away from the teachers.

Weather Service
The head of the National Weather Service and his chief deputy have announced their retirement. For the first time they were right predicting cloudy days ahead for the Bush administration.

Ladder
The number of ladder-related injuries in the United States increased by more than 50 percent from 1990 to 2005, mostly from illegal immigrants trying to cross the border.