May 20th 2007

Immigration
The immigration package announced late Thursday create a new points system for legal immigration giving credit to those people with a good level of English, skills in their profession and with no criminal records. Fortunately for Bush he is already a citizen because he would get less points than the Oakland Raiders in the last NFL season.

Leading U.S. senators reached an agreement on Thursday on immigration reform that might provide illegal immigrants now in the US with a Green card after a long wait of more than 13 years. By the time they get the Green card, it’ll be ripe already.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau one out of three people in the US is now a minority. The other two are
Latinos.

Rock Paper Scissors
Jamie Langridge won the fifty thousand dollar first prize in the Rock Paper Scissors tournament in Las Vegas Sunday. The tournament was going fine until some environmentalist wacky group led by Sheryl Crow forced to suspend it because of the large amount of paper used in the competition.

Hybrid
Toyota recently unveiled a $124,000 hybrid Lexus. Ironically the car is so expensive that only the CEO’s of oil companies can afford it.