May 27th 2007

Lindsay Lohan
It seems Paris has found a new cellmate!
Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday. The actress claimed she knew she was a little tipsy but Paris Hilton did not answer the phone when she called her for a ride home.

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were both arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Well it seems that not everybody is as lucky as Britney Spears that has two little kids to drive her around.

Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday after her convertible struck a curb and was cited after being admitted to a nearby hospital for treatment of minor injuries. I could hear her grandma saying: "I told you, you have to wear underwear because you never know when you are going to get into an accident"!

Sparrow
During a press conference in the White House Rose Garden a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President Bush’s sleeve. The president immediately deployed 20 000 troops to Iraq to hunt down all the sparrows there claiming that if we don’t kill the birds there they will attack us here.

During a press conference in the White House Rose Garden a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President Bush’s sleeve. In other news, a sparrow is running way ahead in all the polls to become the future U.S president.

During a press conference in the White House Rose Garden a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President Bush’s sleeve. Mitt Romney immediately summoned a press conference to say that the White House needs an avid hunter like him.

Deputy White House Press Secretary said the bird splashing the president during a press conference in the White House Rose Garden is a sign of good luck; especially if consider Dick Cheney was not around with his rifle.

Soft Soda
A British university suggests soft drinks can eventually lead to degenerative diseases such as Parkinson's. Fortunately you do not have the Parkinson’s before you started drinking soda, otherwise it would end up all in your face.