May 30th 2007

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is going to Promises Treatment Center in Malibu . Fortunately for the star it’ll be free this time as she reached the tenth hole in her rehab punch card.

Lindsay Lohan is going to Promises Treatment Center in Malibu and will spend her 21st birthday under treatment. The mood was somber among her friends who decided to celebrate her 21st birthday anyway with a 21-shot-salute..... of tequila

Candidates in the web
According to AdRelevance, presidential candidates' campaigns ran thousands of Web ad impressions during the month of April. Hillary Clinton targeted mostly News and political sites, John McCain ran ads in financial sites and Rudy Giuliani ran ads mostly in Harmony.com

Al Gore
A sequel for the Al Gore’s movie "The Inconvenient Truth" is on the works. Apparently inspired by the success of the movie Spiderman, there’s going to be a dark side of Al Gore in the sequel, a side that drives a Hummer, doesn’t recycle and is as skinny as Nicole Richie.

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton recently posed for paparazzi holding American flags. Even some Republicans in the audience wondered if it is still desecration to burn a flag to disinfect it.

The price of gas went down during Memorial Day weekend, still Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were forced to walk to the club.

Imagine
John Lennon’s "Imagine " piano continue its tour to promote peace in an increasingly violent world. I just hope Condoleeza doesn’t decide to play that piano because it would totally ruin the symbolic peace aspect of it.

Sheehan
Cindy Sheehan said Tuesday she's done being the public face of the peace movement. Insiders in the White House said that president Bush gave Karl Rove a phone call and asked if he’d still have the Mission Accomplished banner somewhere.