May 29th 2007

Obama Vs McCain
During a trade of verbal jabs over the Iraq funding measure, Senator McCain said that Obama wouldn't know the difference between a rocket propelled grenade and a bong. In a written statement Obama said that he clearly knows the difference: a bong is a type of hookah or water pipe for smoking marijuana or other drugs and an RPG is what you need nowadays to get into certain towns to buy the marijuana.

During a trade of verbal jabs over the Iraq funding measure, Senator McCain said that Obama wouldn't know the difference between a rocket propelled grenade and a bong. During an interview Obama said that he knows the difference but he cannot remember exactly what an RPG is because he clearly knows what a bong is.

Reality Show
On a Dutch reality show a terminally ill woman will give her kidneys away. Billy Joel, David Hasselhoff and Lindsay Lohan are already fighting to be among the famous contestants lined up to compete for one.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3
The producers of “Pirates of the Caribbean 3” are a bit disappointed because the movie made $15 million less for its opening weekend than its predecessor. Hopefully it will discourage a third Bush to run for president.

Gore
During his TV tour to promote his latest book "The Assault on Reason," former US vice president Al Gore criticized the "trivialities and nonsense" of today’s TV shows. He could not expand on that thought, because he needed to answer what his favorite color of underwear was while being interviewed in Entertainment Tonight.