June 1st 2007

Drunken Bird
A homing pigeon belonging to an Oregon club wandered into a bar in central California after getting lost. Bar patrons said that everything was fine until the drunk bird bored everybody in the bar telling the same story over and over of how he pooped on President Bush.

Italy’s air
A report from Italy's National Research Council released Thursday found that there are traces of cocaine and cannabis in the air of some cities in Italy. Finally people understand the meaning of the Pizza Tower; it was built to honor the munchies!

A report from Italy's National Research Council released Thursday found that there are traces of cocaine and cannabis in the air of some cities in Italy. According to experts, future reports in other European countries will find the same drug traces and the order will coincide with Snoop Doggy Dog’s tour

Tuberculosis
The case of the Atlanta lawyer with a dangerous strain of tuberculosis who was allowed back into the U.S. by a border inspector has forced the US to tighten security at the airport. Apparently now while the airport screener is doing the cavity search they will ask you to cough and say 33.

Nicole Richie
An email invitation from Nicole Richie for a Memorial Day barbecue apparently listed that girls over 100 pounds wouldn't be allowed in and that there would be a scale at the front door. Apparently there would also be a bucket at the front door for those guests who went a little over the limit.

An email invitation from Nicole Richie for a Memorial Day barbecue apparently listed that girls over 100 pounds wouldn't be allowed in. Rosie O’Donnell confirmed her assistance and said she would take 4 friends, not with her but within her.