June 12th 2007

Paris Hilton
During a phone interview Paris Hilton told Barbara Walters that she used to act dumb and that everything was an act. Apparently the academy is considering her for an honorary Oscar for such a fantastic and believable job.

During a phone interview Paris Hilton told Barbara Walters that she hasn’t looked in the mirror since she arrived to jail, especially because the mirror is not in the ceiling right above the bed.

Bush
Bush said he would be on Capitol Hill on Tuesday to lobby Republican senators to support a plan that would give up to 12 million illegal immigrants a pathway to legal status. There’s a little twist though, Bush now wants the 12 million to be Albanians.

President Bush is visiting today Capitol Hill to lobby Republican senators to revive the immigration reform bill. Apparently Republican senators immediately agreed on building a 700-mile-wall not in the border with Mexico, but rather around Capitol Hill to avoid being seen with the president.

US President George W Bush had his watch stolen while greeting crowds in Albania. The president immediately ordered his guards to go and capture the thief because whoever is that good at stealing should work for his administration.

Hiccups
Police said Monday that the 15-year-old girl whose marathon case of hiccups made international news earlier this year has apparently run away from home. They said that it would be very easy to track her down though by following the hiccups.

Police said Monday that the 15-year-old girl whose marathon case of hiccups made international news earlier this year has apparently run away from home. According to officials the main suspect is a sleepless neighbor.

Police said Monday that the 15-year-old girl whose marathon case of hiccups made international news earlier this year has apparently run away from home. Apparently she wanted to give her mom a big scare as a pay back for all the times they tried to scare her to cure the hiccups.

Travelling
According to a poll by the website HostelBookers.com, 76% of people say that they either had a serious romance, a fling or a one-night stand when they were traveling overseas. The survey was done among presidents visiting the G8 summit.