June 11th 2007

Bush
Touched and emotional for the warm reception he received in Albania, president Bush promised its citizens he’d work hard so they will never be portrayed as villains again like it happened in the Da Vinci Code Movie.

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was so terrified guards would snap a cell-phone picture of her on the toilet that she didn't eat or drink for three days. Apparently she was afraid people wouldn’t differentiate her from the turd.

Loonie
Experts believe that the strength of the Canadian dollar in comparison to the American dollar can force senior citizens to reconsider their trips to the border country to buy cheaper medicines. Fortunately for all of them Doctor Kevorkian was released at the right time.

Alzheimer
More than 26 million people worldwide have Alzheimer's disease, and a new forecast says the number will quadruple by 2050. That number might vary according to the number of people the Bush administration hires before the end of its term

More than 26 million people worldwide have Alzheimer's disease, and a new forecast says the number will quadruple by 2050. In other news more than 26 millions people worldwide claim their spouses cheated on them.

Paula Abdul
Bravo TV will broadcast a new reality show about the life of Paula Abdul called "Hey Paula". This is the first show where the person in charge of close caption doubles the salary of the main star.