June 19th 2007

The Price is Right
Last Friday Bob Barker left "The Price is Right" at the age of 83. The host said he doesn’t want to retire yet from television, he is just going to wait a couple of years until he gets old enough to work for “60 Minutes.”

According to several media reports Rosie O’Donnell could be replacing Bob Barker in "The Price is Right." It would be the first time the host screams more than any of the contestants.

The "National Enquirer" claims that Rosie O’ Donnell and Don Imus are in secret talks to do a show together. They want to do something similar to "The View" with Rosie playing Rosie and Imus playing Barbara Walters.

Blockbusters
According to experts "Fantastic 4" seems to be destined to make a fortune this summer. Not the movie though, but rather the "Fantastic 4:" Exxon, Chevron, Shell , and Conocophillips.

The movie "Transformers" is set to be a huge blockbuster when released this summer. Producers of the movie want to kill any speculation that "Transformers" is about the life of Senator John Lieberman.

School
Kids at Kilmer Middle School in suburban Washington DC are banned from any kind of physical contact. Apparently authorities don’t want students touching each other so teachers don’t get aroused.

Kids at Kilmer Middle School in suburban Washington DC are banned from any kind of physical contact with each other like hugging, poking or even high-fives after they tell their classmates they have just had sex with the teacher.

Obama
Democratic presidential contender Barack Obama on Monday said his campaign made a "dumb mistake" when it circulated a memo criticizing rival Hillary Rodham Clinton's financial ties to India. Apparently since the released of the info he hasn’t been able to fix his computer when he calls for tech support.

Fathers’ Day
Now that Fathers’ day has just passed more celebrities are sharing with the media the presents they got or gave to their parents. Paris Hilton gave her father a beautiful license plate she made in jail and Brad Pitt just hasn’t finished unwrapping all the presents he got from so many adopted kids.

Wall
The Senate is still debating the construction of a 700-mile wall at the border with Mexico. Some senators and congressmen still believe it is not a good idea to build such a long wall because they fear that at the end of their administration some people might be tempted to line them up against the wall and use it for other purposes.