June 18th 2007

Father’s Day
First lady Laura Bush gave President Bush several ties for Father’s day. The same happened with Dick Cheney’s family; the Vice President got his daughter some ties for father’s day too.

First lady Laura Bush gave President Bush several ties she purchased during their recent trip to Europe as a present for Father’s day. Bush had already gotten some ties during his trip in Europe: ties with the Russian Mafia and the Italian Mafia.

Alec Baldwin’s daughter got his daddy a 20 dollar phone card so he can leave her a long message.

Kevin Federlaine got a beautiful limo ride around Los Angeles, with a limo driven by his own kids.

EcoJet
British low-cost airline easyJet is working on a jet that would be environmentally friendly and could be built by 2015. Apparently what makes the jet environmentally friendly is a compartment inside the cockpit for pilots to recycle the empty bottles of wine.

British low-cost airline easyJet is working on a jet that would be environmentally friendly and could be built by 2015. Jetblue executives claim they already have a more environmentally friendly plane, the one that doesn’t take off.

Anti Missile plan
According to a new study by the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, half of working-age men in Russia die from, quote, "hazardous drinking." In other news, Bush’s new anti missile plan in Europe has 50% chances to succeed, if the Russians in charge of their missiles are the drunken ones.

Cubans
A report says 30% of Cubans are overweight: the ones that live in Miami.

A report says 30% of Cubans are overweight: or as sharks in area waters call them, Big Macs.

Bloomberg
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg rode an SUV to get to a green car event. Bloomberg said he did it because it was only seven blocks. Apparently it was New York at night and they don’t have yet a bulletproof Prius.