Iraq
A progress report on Iraq will conclude that the U.S.-backed government in Baghdad has missed all targets whereas the insurgency has hit all of them: mosques, hospitals and schools.

DC Madam
Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the alleged DC Madam released her whole client list from the mid-1990s through 2006 on her Web site www.DeborahJeanePalfrey.com. You can also get access to all the names if you visit www.house.gov

N-Word
The NAACP held a funeral yesterday for the N-word. Apparently Michael Richards was responsible for giving it the eulogy.

The NAACP held a funeral yesterday for the N-word. They buried hundreds of rappers’ careers with it.

The NAACP held a funeral yesterday for the N-word. But there’s hope for it to come back to life as Imus is planning to hit the airwaves again in January.

The NAACP held a funeral yesterday for the N-word. On the other hand, and after the immigration reform discussions, “Wetback” is as strong as a horse.

Hillary
Mark Penn, Hillary Clinton's chief strategist proved how well positioned Hillary is to win the primaries by posting links to 40 polls showing Hillary in the lead. Unfortunately for Hillary, the polls were: candidates most likely to be cheated on, the loudest screamer, biggest ankles in the US, and so on.

Most areas of the U.S. are sizzling with temperatures near 100 degrees
It is so hot that almost no illegal immigrants arrived from Mexico. They stayed swimming in the Rio Grande.

It is so hot that most of CBS news writers used the word sputum in their news just to get the breeze from Katie Couric’s slaps.

It is so hot that prisoners at GITMO were begging for some water boarding.

It is so hot and the sun is so strong that Republicans are “peeling off.”

Bill Clinton said that this summer he wants to remain at Hillary’s feet, not because he wants to serve her, but rather because he wants to get some shade from her ankles.