July 3rd 2007

Memory
Researchers at Harvard and McGill Universities claim to have found an amnesia drug that may help people discard bad memories, while leaving the rest of their memories intact. Apparently the only side effect is uncontrollable munchies

Researchers at Harvard and McGill Universities claim to have found an amnesia drug that may help people discard bad memories, while leaving the rest of their memories intact. The drug was tested successfully on mice and Alberto Gonzales.

Amnesty
During a press conference president Bush repeated once again that it is not amnesty, because amnesty wouldn’t involve the payment of a fine. He was not talking about the immigration reform though, but rather Scooter Libby.

Doctors
4 Iranian doctors were involved in the latest terrorist attacks in England. It was a great blow to the US government who is in desperate need of bringing doctors from abroad to supply the huge demand caused by people who claim to be sick the day after 4th of July.

I-Phone
The Evening Standard reported Monday that the attempted London car bombings were meant to be detonated by calls to mobile phones in the two vehicles, but failed for technical reasons. Apparently when the terrorists bought the I-Phone they never expected they were going to be forced to use AT&T.

According to those in favor of the immigration reform bill, thousands of Americans were forced to wait in line for hours because they could not find illegal immigrants to pick up the Apple I-Phone.

Pets
According to a scientific study the best way to sedate your pets for 4th of July is to give them turkey. Apparently they get sleepy and tired after chasing the live turkeys around the house

McCain
Republican John McCain fired more than 50 staffers in what it was his second round of layoffs since his started his 2008 presidential campaign. The first round came right after McCain laid out his thoughts about the situation in Iraq and the third round of layoffs will come up immediately after he take a firm decision on any other controversial subject.