Al Gore
Al Gore's son was arrested in Southern California Tuesday for driving his Toyota Prius 100 MPH and having marihuana and several prescription drugs. Now we know how his father was able to convince musicians to play at his Live Earth concert.

Al Gore's son was arrested in Southern California Tuesday for driving his Toyota Prius 100 MPH and having prescription drugs like Valium, Xanax and Vicodin in his possession. The cops immediately knew he was lying, especially when he said he needed those drugs because he could not sleep. It is a fact that when you are Al Gore’s son, you don’t need any medication to fall asleep.

Al Gore's son was arrested in Southern California Tuesday for driving his Toyota Prius 100 MPH and having marihuana in his car. I guess he misunderstood his father when he told him to go green…

On the eve of his Global Warming concert, Al Gore said that if we don’t do something about Global Warming, in 10 years from now it’ll be a catastrophe, repeating the same words he used 3 years ago. Apparently Al Gore shares the same almanac Bush uses to determine the success of the surge in Iraq.

Bush
President Bush celebrated his 61st birthday attending a baseball game at RFK stadium. Fans murmured throughout the entire game that Bush doesn’t look a bit 61 but rather 25, 25 points of approval ratings.

Chrysler
Chrysler has announced it will start selling cars made in China by 2010. According to Chinese designers this is going to be the perfect car to rush to the doctor after you get sick from your Chinese toothpaste or to rush to the vet after your pet got poisoned with tainted Chinese pet food.

Iran
Due to an oil shortage , Iranians are forced to make long lines at the pump to put some gas in their cars. This is the first time in Iran that the line at the pump is longer than the line to stone an infidel woman