July 6th 2007

Friday leftover jokes.....
It is so hot that…
It is so hot that Bill is campaigning with Hillary just to get cold.
It is so hot that Hillary was forced to wear a skirt.
It is so hot I sweated more than the Republican senators that voted against the immigration reform bill going to eat at a Mexican restaurant.
It is so hot Cheney wants to be part of the Executive office again just because they have a better air conditioning system.

July 4th
Competitive eater Joey Chestnut beat 6-time-champion Kobayashi at the 4th of July hotdog eating contest after eating 66 hotdogs. Kobayashi also ate 66 but 3 were deducted after a "reversal," the term competitive eater officials use when contestants vomit, also known as "The Nicole Richie."

According to IRI Infoscan data, 4th of July was the number one day for sales of servings of beer in the U.S. Apparently 4th of July is the day we celebrate the independence from England with the dependence on alcohol.

Wine
A new study has found that wine can prevent tooth decay. Unfortunately you will still lose most of your teeth after you get involved in unnecessary fights.

Richest
Carlos Slim from Mexico has overtaken Bill Gates to become the world's richest person, with an estimated wealth of $67 billion dollars. Apparently Slim charges 2 billion dollars every time he mows the lawn.

Mexican telecom tycoon Carlos Slim Helu has overtaken Microsoft founder Bill Gates as the richest person on the planet after a recent 27% surge in the share price of his largest mobile phone network. Stocks went up due to incredible amounts of phone calls Mexicans in America made to their families in Mexico telling them to wait for them for dinner after the immigration reform bill was killed in the senate and they might get deported.

Cheney
Political analysts have said that if Cheney doesn't want to be part of the Legislative or Executive branch, it would almost mean that he is his own country. That could be one of the reasons why Bush pardoned Libby, maybe the country of Cheney threatened Bush to go to war with America if he didn't do it.

Zebrulla
A zebrula, a cross between a horse and a zebra, has drawn curious onlookers to a zoo in Germany who left the zoo wondering why is Camilla wearing a prison outfit?