July 13th 2007

Impeachment
During a radio interview Senator Barbara Boxer said the impeachment of President Bush "should be on the table." The only way impeachment will be discussed by senators is not if it is on the table, but rather under the table or under a desk.

Senator David Vitter
It was reported this week that Senator David Vitter paid a prostitute to make him wear diapers. To what the oldest Democratic senator Robert Byrd said "What’s wrong with that?”

Bob Allen
Police arrested Florida Rep. Bob Allen Wednesday for soliciting an undercover male officer for sex and offering to pay $20 for the opportunity. The worst part is that when he found out the guy was a cop he asked if the payment could be considered as a donation and be written off.

A tearful Florida Rep. Bob Allen said Thursday that he is not guilty of soliciting an undercover male officer for sex and had no intention of resigning his House seat. He chose the wrong words though, especially when he said: " I wish I could quit you."

Police arrested Florida Rep. Bob Allen Wednesday afternoon at a Titusville park bathroom after officials said he offered to perform oral sex on an undercover officer and to pay the officer $20 for the opportunity. Allen immediately got a phone call from George Michael to see if he was interested in reviving "Wham."