July 16th 2007

Kevin James
King of Queens star Kevin James named his second daughter Shea after Shea Stadium because he’s a huge Mets fan. Apparently his first daughter's name is "Twinkie."

Aging
65-year-old Harrison Ford says he doesn't feel the effects of aging as he can still fit into his old pants that he wore in "Indiana Jones. His wife, Calista Flockhart, can also wear her old pants, the same pair of pants she wore when she had her first communion.

65-year-old Harrison Ford says he doesn't feel the effects of aging as he can still fit into his old pants that he wore in "Indiana Jones. He also wears the same kind of diapers he wore as a baby.

Paris Hilton
The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department is investigating complaints that Paris Hilton got special treatment while in jail. During an interview her penitentiary butler denied the rumors.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department is investigating complaints that Paris Hilton got special treatment while in jail. During a press conference Hilton said that it wasn’t her fault she received several cavity searches.

Weddings
Al Gore's youngest daughter, Sarah, got married Saturday night at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Unfortunately, they didn’t have the wedding rings. Apparently, Al Gore III was the best man and pawned the rings to get some drugs.

According to Forbes magazine Lisa Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding was the most expensive celebrity wedding ever at a cost of $3.5 million. Apparently, $ 3.4 million were used for David Gest’s make up.

Prince
A British Newspaper yesterday gave away Prince’s new Album with its Sunday edition. Not only did people get stained with the usual running ink from the paper, but also with Prince’s mascara.

School
According to a new study, fewer than half of American children who live close to school regularly walk or ride a bike to classes, the rest just gets there rolling.

Dollar
The dollar dropped to an all time low last week. The dollar is so low that Illegals are bribing border patrol officers with pesos now.