July 22nd 2007

Colonoscopy
US President George W. Bush underwent a successful colonoscopy Saturday. The doctor said Bush was full of crap and that diagnose was before the colonoscopy took place.

US President George W. Bush underwent a successful colonoscopy Saturday. He immediately received a phone call from Katie Couric who offered to air the procedure so both can enjoy a rating boost.

US President George W. Bush underwent a successful colonoscopy Saturday. According to the doctors they didn’t use a general anaesthetic to sedate the president, they just gave him a book and he immediately fell asleep.

US President George W. Bush underwent a successful colonoscopy Saturday. It was a short a simple procedure in which a camera was inserted thorough the rectum, in this case it was an extra thin camera because it had to go around Dick Cheney’s hand.

US President George W. Bush underwent a successful colonoscopy Saturday. It was a simple procedure in which a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube was inserted through the anus to examine the colon. Unfortunately doctors could not retrieve the camera because they could not find an exit strategy.

Hillary
C-Span viewers were surprised Wednesday afternoon to see Senator Hillary Clinton talking on the Senate floor about the cost of higher education with an outfit that exposed some cleavage. It was hard to see it because there were bigger boobs walking around her though.

C-Span viewers were surprised Wednesday afternnon to see Senator Hillary Clinton talking on the Senate floor wearing a black top and revealing some cleavage. This is not the first time a Senator showed that cleavage. Apparently Senator Ted Kennedy once flashed his man boobs when his shirt unbuttoned.

Drug Trafficking
A Pennsylvanian man that was arrested for relieving his bladder in public, tipped the cops about a drug ring on the area and helped to bust 34 men for trafficking drugs. Now that is what I called " leaking information".